Just what we need….a human feedbag that lets you strap your snacks to your body. (not the onion)

Michelle Southern: Weekdays 2pm-7pm

Reynolds Wrap just unveiled a new product called the Hunger Harness yesterday.

It’s a silver harness you wear on your chest with several thermal and insulated pockets for holding different snacks and keeping them warm. And it also has a little fold out tray and a drink holder.

They say it should hold enough snacks that you can go, quote, “all four quarters plus the halftime show without taking a break.” But I’m thinking, will this thing last me the entire parade…

They put them on sale for $5 and . . . they sold out immediately. But don’t worry, they say they’re producing more soon.

You can keep an eye out for them at ReynoldsHungerHarness.com.