You probably thought you wouldn’t see a baby cow that looked like Gene Simmons today…WRONG.

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The Texas Hill Country Visitor Facebook Page is quickly making the interwebs rounds today for the most delightful and ironic reasons.

Apparently the tourism group out of Fredericksburg, TX found a calf, affectionately named Genie, who bares a striking resemblance to Gene Simmons in KISS makeup…complete with the obligatory tongue protrusion.

They say Genie was born on a Texas ranch owned by a steak house owner, but added they did not plan to serve the “fine specimen.”

Reports indicate that Simmons is completely unimpressed. -MS